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Nutsack Eclipse 

The act of dropping your nut sack across her eyes and having your penis across her mouth and chin.
Tim gave Jenna a nutsack eclipse on lunch today!

Lunar Eclipse 

A lunar eclipse is when the Earth's shadow blocks the full moon, making it look red and dark.

A lunar eclipse is also when you're mooning (exposing your butt to) someone in broad daylight and a plane blocks the sun for a few seconds, casting a shadow on the moon (butt).
It was nighttime and all the people came to watch the lunar eclipse (Earth's shadow blocking the moon for a while).
Tom was mooning people and then a plane passed by to cast a shadow. It was a lunar eclipse (shadow blocking butt).
Lunar Eclipse by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

full solar eclipse 

When a white guy plugs a black girls butt hole then pulls it out and finishes in her eyes temporarily blinding her.
Dan gave Yolanda a full solar eclipse.
full solar eclipse by MattC12 August 24, 2017

Super flower blood moon eclipse 

A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This requires dozens of Shinobi and huge amounts of chakra.
Ninja art super flower blood moon eclipse!

Brolar Eclipse 

When a bro (male friend) inadvertently cock blocks you or another bro.
Matt: So I was talking to this girl and then (bro's name) totally brolar eclipsed me.

Raine: Thats rough dude, you should kill him.
Matt: Nah, he's a bro and it was an accident.
Brolar Eclipse by SneakySpade March 23, 2010

total eclipse of the heart 

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a horribly catchy damn song. They tend to play it at middle-school Veteran's Day programs, while people walk around in black hoods and pretend to be terrorists. It's crazy.
Turn around, bright eyes...

Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.