Ewan

Type of person who acts like a cunt only because he feels like it.

Derek was a complete 'Ewan' last night.

by Casifo0 February 26, 2019

Ewan

Ewan sits in his room playing Star Citizen while keeping his virginity

Ewan is a massive virgin

by Tax_Evasion May 13, 2022

EWAN

Uh.. me? My name is Ewan

"Ewan, more like Ew-in"

by HollowWordPerson July 29, 2022

Ewan Mcgregor

A jedi human sized phallic object. He can use the force in more ways than one. Oh, he's also Scottish.

omg it's Ewan Mcgregor *faints*

by SoupyWan January 30, 2022

Ewan

Elis little bro

Ewan is always playing games

by Daddy savage August 7, 2017

Ewan

The hottest guy ever. I luv him os much if anyone every hurts an Ewan i will kill you in a second. ewan has a bbc and is precious dont touch ewan UWU!

man 1: ew ewan is so groos
everyone: OMG DONT HURT EWAN

by iamagirl69696969 April 26, 2020

ewan-san

short

ewan-san is short

by ewansanisachickenhead August 4, 2022