End-Of-Yearitis

A sudden depression that looms over you when you realise a whole year has passed.

Often the sufferer remembers oppurtunities they let pass in the year, things they put off and friends they lost in the year.

This gloom is contagious so if you think you know someone who has End-Of-Yearitis don't get to close or they will remind you of what went wrong for you in the year.

If your not sure if someone is suffering from End-Of-Yearitis this may help

Symptoms of this include:
-Tiredness
-Obvious depression
-Black Marks under eyes from lack of sleep
-General Zombie-like state*
-Lack of New Year cheer
-Reluctance to give gifts (though they could just be being an asshole)

*Like wandering aimlessly around their place of residence, staring into space and being scary lookin'

Time (about 2 months) is only known cure for this disturbing affliction. Though ice cream and sugar in general is known to help sufferer get through it.

This illness can very easily be confused with Suddenly-Dumped-On-Assitis as the symptoms are very similar.

Mark got End-Of-Yearitis and now he's taking it out on me, the bastard

by Fucktarded Scarecrow December 30, 2009

End Yourself

A phrase which translates to "Kill yourself". This phrase was created by IGN user theunsurpassed as well as the phrase "You suck at life".

theunsurpassed is an internet phenomenon.

theunsurpassed would say "End yourself" in response to someone who genuinely needs life-advice and is in true and deep need of help. Everyone else uses it simply to copy his style.

by Funky Nixon December 9, 2003

End of discussion!

A statement meaning that the speaker wants the subject of conversation closed,in an unfriendly way.

"Michael,Patrick is sleeping with you tonight,and that's final! End of discussion!" snarled Uncle Lou,with his toothbrush in his mouth.

by JMC70 May 18, 2017

end it

The ultimate phrase to use in an arguement.
Roughly translated it asks the recipient to commit suicide.

"Yeah well I'm cooler than you," says person 1
"Yeah good one buddy, end it," says person 2
Sound of gun shot.

by Jack Diddly Squat December 11, 2003

end of the road

Comes from Hebrew (Sof Ha'Derekh) Even though it sounds negative, it's actually very positive. It expresses the feeling after having an excellent experience of any sort. You use this expression to intensify telling stories to your friends just to make sure they understand that your experience is/was way beyond good, great or even excellent, saying it cannot possibly get any better then that. It also defines something extremely beautiful. In general it intensifies the word "Best".

someone: how was the party last night?
you: End of road!
or:
she: so how do I look?
He: End of the road!

by Sharon Toledano August 24, 2005

end-of-the-line

The place God sends people who want for nothing and are still cruel. Not to be confused with the Last as in the last shall be first. No, they want for nothing and care for nothing and that is what they are and what they will get. Jesus is tired when he gets to them and says, "some other time".

The end-of-the-line is behind The Last. See that definition. The people who in the last days had it all and wouldn't share. The-end-of-the-line is for mean people. That is where they will go, to the end of the line.

by Kathy Aumont July 29, 2004

end your life

Intended to be used after your friends say or do something stupid. Best{beak ever.

Christine: That is so fetch
Ashley: Ewww. You did not just say fetch. End your life

by Ashley March 31, 2005