Dwert

A pessimistic asshole;
to be pessimistic;
Buzz Kill

Yo, that dude can be such a dwert!

by T-Bone Slice August 13, 2009

Dexter Delay

A side effect experienced from dextromethorphan DXM abuse in which the person using it has slower reflexes and reaction time -- Also see dexter and robotrip

The cause of the accident was a dexter delay.

by APatcher September 17, 2003

dweitzel

(v): to flatulate frequently in one’s cubicle and office surrounding. Usually heightened following consumption of Mexican cuisine.

Related Terms:
Dweitzelitis (n): a disorder involving increased level of flatulence in a cubicle or an enclosed office space. Dweitzelitis can be caused by increased consumption of Mexican foods.
Call Dr. Drew to learn about other symptoms or for treatment.

While in the board meeting, Billy thought that he had to dweitzel, but defecated instead. His colleagues had berated him mercilessly.

Although he acted as though nothing had happened, Steven had been dweitzeling all day.

by Joellie & Kim June 2, 2006

dextin

A really cool , funny, loving person that is a nerd with a lot of money and likes Weird Al

Dextin is my bff

by chandlerwuzhere November 26, 2017

Dexter

The act of killing someone. Word based off of the Showtime series Dexter, where we follow a serial killer and his exploits.

"I can't believe she cheated on me, I'm gonna Dexter that b*tch."

"You just got Dextered fool"

by Luketrocity December 17, 2008

dweeting

The act of tweeting while drunk

At the party last night, Susie had too much to drink and started dweeting on Twitter.

by lorsi December 4, 2013

Dexted

Drunk texted. When you receive such a fucked up text, you KNOW it came from a drunk dialer.

Haha, no way! I just saw her out at the dive bar. You've been dexted yo.

by IvanaCock June 14, 2011