distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

by Axewielder December 11, 2007

muff duffer

Derived from the Australian term for a cattle rustler (cattle duffer).
A lesbian who preys upon straight females.
She specialises in the naive, recently jilted, suggestible, drunk, "cute" etc...She can be either singularly,or a combination of; mercenary, sneaky, subtle, surreptitious, overt, sustained, touchy-feely, duplicitous.

"Dwayne, I'll get the drinks, and while I'm gone you keep that muff duffer off my woman."

"Babe, I don't care about the carbon footprint, you're not carpooling with that muff duffer."

by Malonetogether April 5, 2009

silly duffer

Used to describe a retarded mountain goat but can be used to discipline small children

"Oh Dave your child is such a silly duffer"

by Dickmyeat September 8, 2015

Duffie

Duffie is the Squad,Fam,ect but if a nigga try us we gonna beat that ass like a thanksgiving turkey

Duffie squad go hard

by DuffieGirlKay August 17, 2016

Dofflemeyer

To oversimplify the nomenclature or description of a part to the point where it could be interchangeably used with over 100 different parts or common items. The modern equivalent of using "whatchamacallit" when referring to component that require a more technical description in order to be identified in the future. Particularly unsavory practice around engineering circles.

They called that main landing gear trunnion support fitting a "tube". That part has been Dofflemeyered!

by slaslayer September 5, 2018

Dufflin

Dufflin- something that beyond gross

That girls feet is dufflin

by Juan lil brennn April 9, 2019

Double Duffed

1.) To drink two Icy-Cold Duff Beer at once.
2.) To be accompanied by both Haylie and Hilary Duff

1.) Homer Double Duffed his way out of Moe's.
2.) Some dudes would love to be Double Duffed.

by Jestr November 14, 2007