A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.
I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again
by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014

A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. Having anal sex will literally tear your ass apart.
boy1: keep your girl inside, i heard Dries was headin' out today.
Boy2: FUUUUUUUCK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S HIS GIRL NOW...
Boy2: FUUUUUUUCK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S HIS GIRL NOW...
by BigDickDries November 22, 2021

Dries is a incredibly smart person. Very funny and very smart. Also he is very smart. he has about 57 cults around him(which I started) and is treated like a god, and you should too. Did I mention how smart he is?
by JEff(Dev) May 10, 2023

by Shakedawg07 June 11, 2023

Person 1: "have you seen the footage from the Mike Tyson v Evander Holyfield fight?"
Person 2: "yeah Mike was punching him so hard Holyfields sweat was going everywhere."
Person 1: "for sure, Holyfield got dried off"
Person 2: "yeah Mike was punching him so hard Holyfields sweat was going everywhere."
Person 1: "for sure, Holyfield got dried off"
by rustypotat May 5, 2024

The name (or nickname for Andries) Dries originates from Dutch ethnic roots and surged in popularity during the 20th century. It is usually masculine in nature and is more frequent in Dutch speaking regions such as Belgium and the Netherlands.
Some known figures with this name are Dries De Bondt (cyclist), Dries Mertens (footballer), and Dries Buytaert (Programmer).
Some known figures with this name are Dries De Bondt (cyclist), Dries Mertens (footballer), and Dries Buytaert (Programmer).
by Canoezzz October 1, 2022
