air dragon

when you are flying and jerking off at the same time and you cum and it forms a cloud in the sky

fuck i just air dragoned

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

Komodo Dragon

A large lizard that lives in Indonesia's Lesser Sudan Islands. They are pretty much certified killing machines. They can grow to be more than ten feet long, and can run up to 12 miles per hour, though some can go faster. And not to add to their terror, they are versatile swimmers and can swim up to ten miles per hour. Komodo Dragons not only have deadly bacteria in their mouths, but also a potent poison that can kill you in up to five hours. The Komodo prefer to bite their prey, and then wait for it to die. Eating this partially rotted carrion is why they have the deadly bacteria in their mouths. The Komodo Dragons have developed an antibody to the bacteria so it doesn't harm them. Even with these terrifying beast inhabiting the Lesser Sudan Islands, humans still live on the Islands. To adapt to this... convince, the people have built houses on stilts, so the Komodo can not get in their homes. But do not blame these creatures for being so terrifying, they evolved that way to help them survive. Instead of hating them, we should help save them. The Komodo Dragons are endangered, only 6,000 left. Please help save these magnificent creatures.

Komodo dragons are really cool!

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 18, 2020

Russian Dragon

(noun) 1. A drummer that can't keep a steady beat. This term is common amongst musicians as is the joke,

Q: What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?

A: A Drummer.

The drummer in that cover band was a Russian Dragon. Sometimes he was Rushin' and sometimes he was Draggin'!!!

by refuse stone October 10, 2009

dragon ant

Some short, cocky dickwad that can't fight for shit.
Shoots his mouth off and prances around like an asshole right before he gets the fuck beat out of him.

Dragon ants can normally be knocked the fuck out with a pimp slap.

Daaaaaamn! Dragon ant just got fucked up by that lady in the wheel chair!!!

by CT_Vigilante September 5, 2008

double-dragon

When you have a bad stomach / food poisoning and end up spewing diarrhoea while also throwing up.

Man, that burritto really did a number on me- I was pulling a double-dragon all night

by randomlysid June 20, 2011

dragongirl

(usually) attractive girl who behaves like a semi-nerdy boy.

Prissy gossiping girls make no sense to her and hence she often gravitates and becomes close to males who share her interests. (fantasy, movies, comics, semi-geeky but interesting stuff)

she is usually a tomboy. The males she views as friends usually all wish to sleep with her though she cannot see this and beleives herself to be completelly unattractive to the opposite sex due to her "non-femmeninity".

1/
"Hey who's that beautifull girl there with the jumper around her waist and the powermetal patches on her bag?"

"thats Amy, shes a dragongirl...I went to her house hoping to get intimate but she just showed me her longbow and ninja stars then we played some game cube..."

(both parties sigh)

2/
(dragongirl) Yoda or skelletor?
(male friend)Yoda for sure
(dragongirl) Yea, for sure...
(male friend) you know, you're really hot
(dragongirl) WHAT ?!?!?!
(male friend).....um....got ya, he he

(awkward silence)

by Marcus Ditzel September 22, 2006

Dragonvale

The reason the battery on my iPhone dies. This game simulates people actually texting you with its numerous updates! It may perhaps be able to make a taken guy evolve into a single man after level 20 is reached in game.

iPhone: bing bing!
Derek: oh, hey Ben you got a text! Is it a sexy lady?
Ben: Even better...
Derek: A sexy lady... and her twin sister?!
Ben: Nah bro, Dragonvale update, my rainbow dragon just finished incubating!

by Rainbow Dragon Brosk July 29, 2012