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douche-band

A tattoo shaped in a band around a man's bicep - usually of Celtic, tribal or barbed-wire design. It is considered the bro equivalent of a tramp-stamp.
I couldn't believe it when Ted took his shirt off - he had a douche-band right there on his bicep!
by TiffanyX October 5, 2010
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Douche Torch

A laser pointer used by someone who brings it to a party to show off as it gets dark
Spence-dawg shot his douche torch into the sky but no one could see it beyond the porch.
by redtenor October 23, 2011
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Douche wagon

A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo.
Man, he is being an extreme douche today! Like a douche wagon!
by Mrs strawberry shortcake November 10, 2011
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Douche Beacon

A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.
Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.

Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.

Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.
by Wittless September 29, 2014
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Douche cabinet

What else could a douche cabinet possible be, besides a big pussy that stores a lot of douche
Hey carl! Did you hear about Emily!? I heard her "douche cabinet" could hold a model train.
by Fastcracka January 11, 2017
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Douchebag Sweep

When a sports team loses Game 1 of a playoff series but wins the next four. Usually gives the opponent a sense of hope (especially if Game 1 was an upset loss), but then they take them right back down to Earth, a “douchebag” move.
The 2001 NBA Finals started out by the 76ers getting a huge upset win in LA, but the Lakers completed the douchebag sweep by winning the next four, and thus the championship.
by JoL Anthunee May 22, 2021
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Hashtag Douche bag

A person who uses Hash tags in literally any text they type, aside from twitter.
"I cant believe her email consisted of so many hash tags. Shes turning into a real Hashtag Douche bag"
by hambamthanxmam December 13, 2013
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