douche fuck 

a douchebag/dumbfuck combo rolled into one package.

Person 1: "Drew ate the whole pizza, he didn't leave any for us."
Person 2: "What a douche fuck!"

douche fuck by crazyblond94913 October 21, 2010

doucheneck 

A guy who is one part redneck and one part douchebag. He is trying to be "country cool".

I saw quite a crew of douchenecks at the Brad Paisley concert.

doucheneck by Satan loves you April 26, 2015

Douchequake 

The phenomenon whereby your house or car shakes due to a douchebag in the vicinity who plays his stereo unnecessarily loud in an effort to show off his speakers/car, with the misguided notion that it attracts positive female attention.

Every time Joe drives past my house, it causes a douchequake.

Douchequake by sarabellum July 11, 2011

douchepickle 

A pickled treat often stored and sold in an unused douchebag.

"Charles, you're such a douchepickle!" "Wow, Bonnie, what a douchepickle thing to say."

douchepickle by Stobyoia September 3, 2009

douchecock 

A person who inserts his penis into a woman and urinates, mimicking the function of an actual douche. Except it's piss.

Douchecocks are gross and bad for women.

douchecock by quenossy October 13, 2008

Douchefucker 

A girl who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to men who do not treat her well, and engages in sexual and/or romantic activities with then.

My older sister is a real douchefucker, look at her boyfriend.

Douchefucker by TheSexologist May 6, 2014

douchemuckery 

A total lost muddle of douchbaggery

I was totally lost in a clusterfuck of douchemuckery

douchemuckery by Clusterfuck December 6, 2021