A person with a holier-than-thou (aka, 'I'm-way-better-than-you') attitude who thinks they're righteous in every way and thinks that absolutely everything mainstream is revolting. Note: these people exert every effort in making it seem like they do not care. Also, they heavily deny that they are hipsters and hate other hipsters for fear that The Cribs will hate them forever.
Person 1: Fuck, it's that hipster douchebag from English class.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.
by Hipster Haters, Inc. May 4, 2010
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by Family Plot August 16, 2008
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1)A person who is a leader, but who treats others as less than themselves, and who one might like to see fall from grace.
2) The absolute worst Douchebag.
3) Fucker or Mother Fucker
2) The absolute worst Douchebag.
3) Fucker or Mother Fucker
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by Spartiala January 8, 2009
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"Rob, why did you go from Erika the hottie to that ugly girl Sammi?"
"I don't know, I couldn't do any better. And she was willing to f*ck before I even asked her out."
"You're a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG."
"I don't know, I couldn't do any better. And she was willing to f*ck before I even asked her out."
"You're a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG."
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