donkey

bad, shitty, ungood. Usually spoken after hitting a bowl of some sub-par commercial bud.

Yo T-bird, that shit was DONKEY!

by Cookie Jarvis March 19, 2004

donkey

a wonderful sex toy, very fashionable for the 21th century and the 16th century.

1. your like some sort of donkey
2. Have you got any spare donkeys?
3. I had fun with a donkey

by jimmy the great November 24, 2003

donkey

An assignment (ass)

I have to go work on my donkey.

by Kiomo October 30, 2003

donkey

Can be used as a Verb, adj, noun, and much much more.

examples: He was donkeying around.
What's up Donkey?
Donkey, Donkey, Donkey.
That guy is a fucking donkey.
Fuck that donkey fucker.

He was donkeying arou What's up Donkey?
Donkey, Donkey, Donkey.
That guy is a fucking donkey.
Fuck that donkey fucker.

by Steve September 11, 2003

donkey

(noun)

1. A business venture which one spends vast amounts of money on, and recieves no returns from it.
2. An object or item which one spends a lot of money on, especially if the item or object does not serve its purpose correctly.

1. "Ron poured 40 grand into a donkey of his and now he's crying poor."
2.
"I bought this 16 inch thermo-fan for my Datsun but it doesn't fit. I think it's a donkey."
"What did it cost you?"
"Not willing to tell."

by Cabji September 27, 2003

donkey

A fictional creature. Usually grey and slow.
They don't actually don't exist!

I had a dream I was riding a donkey. It was pretty dull

by amcoolasferk. January 11, 2011

donkey

a term used to describe an inept staffer to an ineffective Congressman or Representative.

Those donkeys in Filner's office wouldn't know a Resolution from Shinola.

by Alfonz B. Man May 28, 2006