Disturbed

best band ever!!! y dont u dumb a**es like them??? they r the greatest most talented band of all time. no other band matters. DISTURBED!!!

best band ever!!!

by Disturbed~Pyro January 27, 2004

Disturbate

To derive pleasure from the observation of disturbing material or act.

Yo dude, did you just DISTURBATE over Saw V?

by dearly_disturbed_dan September 13, 2009

Disturbed

The most spectacular badass rock band on earth, together with Cradle and others. Disturbed just rule.

Disturbed own, no questions asked.

by TheRailgunner April 18, 2006

Dipsturbate

To throw in a chawski (chewing tobaccy), and proceed to masturbate. Not into dry doggin it? Drop a lil' chaw spit down there for some lube.

Aw man I had a nice dipsturbate sesh and got some chew in my urethra! I spent all night in the ER but I got one hell of a head rush :)

by Taylor Gang BJ May 20, 2011

Disturbing Seconds

An internet cartoon about some freakish kid with a mental condition.

Guy: Disturbing Seconds freaks me out.

by Choo-Choo McGrew March 9, 2007

dispursia

the act of looking into your purse or bag and forgetting what you were looking for. This condition is compounded proportionately by the size of the bag and the volume of its contents.

I opened my bag but my dispursia kicked in and I forgot what I was looking for.

by Loquacia October 29, 2008

Disturbularious

An amusing, yet worrying blend of two emotions. A combination of the words 'Disturbing' & 'Hilarious'.

That news item was disturbularious.

by Dbobs1870 March 11, 2010