Disturbia

The use of animal corpses and various other unpleasent items, during intercourse amongst multiple men.

Graham can't wait to have some Disturbia with Paul tonight

by tokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh January 22, 2009

distorted

Distorted - Not the whole - only a portion of what is Real - a piece missing or out of place -

blurred

The mask he wore covered his real face to make himself distorted.

by gracejanene April 6, 2015

Discordian

A fellow Discord user

Are you a Discordian?

by JustADiscordian May 25, 2019

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

social distortion

lengendary speedbot, player of albion merlin

wtf social distortion did it again!

by rupert July 9, 2004

Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.

person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!

by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019

Distortious

A word that means broken or anything to do with anger or hate

Phil: Hey you ok man?
Derek: Nah mate, feeling a bit distortious yk..
Phill: Get some help
Derek: K senpai

by Solarius_69420 January 10, 2021