discount slut buffet

Just like a slut buffet except cheaper.

A person (usually a woman) who will pretty much do anything and everything to her so-called "dates" for a very cheap price.

You can take her on a date to the dollar movies and not buy popcorn, and she will do anything for you.

Gary: "All I did was buy Tina a ring that cost me 50 cents, and she gave me a b.j!"
Josh: Dude, sweet! She's such a discount slut buffet, isn't she?"

by Pirate_Princess007 September 8, 2010

jewish discount

Circumcision. 10% off your dick. Named after jewish tradition of circumcision.

Aw man my parents got me a jewish discount

A discount on what?

My penis. No more foreskin :(

by freethememes September 28, 2021

five hour discount

A term related to the five finger discount, except the item stolen is software. It takes five hours to download it via BitTorrent.

Guy1: Dude, I wish I could afford Photoshop.

Guy2: Nah bro, I got you covered, I got it burned to a DVD.

Guy1:How? You GOTTA give it to me!

Guy2: You know, the five hour discount.

by Tennekis March 30, 2008

new orleans discount

Synonymous with "five-finger discount," meaning free because stolen. Coined because of the rampant looting in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina (2005).

The survivors of Hurricane Katrina were hungry, so they gave themselves the New Orleans discount on food.

by Gabe R. September 26, 2005

discunt

A discunt is when girls get into parties for free while the guys have to pay to get in.

Do you have money for the party?

No, I'm banking on a discunt.

by aj161 March 30, 2009

Shipmate Discount

When 2 or more sailors go out on liberty in a foreign port and the drunkest sailor buys the hookers and in the morning realizes how much he spent and asks his buddies for some of the money back. Never all of it.

Jay got hammered last night in Hong Kong and bought us all hookers. Then he had the nerve to ask for some money the next morning saying he was giving us the shipmate discount.

by Sir-Nasty February 26, 2010

Discount Dumpster Pussy

really cheap and skanky girls

those hoes look like ddp - Discount Dumpster Pussy

by Mama Gee February 20, 2012