distractional

Our lives revolve around things like cars/media/TECH which are positive distractions in our lifestyle

Yo that hoverboard is dope, very distractional!

by www.distractional.com March 8, 2016

distraction nap

nap you take to distract yourself,
specifically to distract yourself if a S.O isn't replying to a text.

me: "brb guys, gonna take a distraction nap because he ain't replying"

by okokoklalala May 2, 2023

Facebook Distraction

This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.

-logs onto facebook

-see's a funny status

-likes funny status

-starts browsing pictures

-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people

-tries to think of a clever status but fails

-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.

/Facebook Distraction

by Blofu February 13, 2012

Accurate description of an ideology

A description of a political ideology which is accurate and possibly offensive. People often don't like accurate descriptions because it's not what their favorite author made up.

Damn I hate those leftist nazis and marxist democrats! I totally have an accurate description of their ideologies in my mind! don't you see they are both the exact same? (Despite the fact that they both want to blow each other up and one supports private property and the other doesn't) an accurate description of an ideology is whatever my favorite author wants it to be!

by Theideologyswitcher August 8, 2021

Balls Distraction

When you get a tatoo underneath your ball sack and use it as a distraction to shit all over a girls face while she is licking your asshole.

"Dude I was pissed at this girl so I gave her a balls distraction"
"What was the tatoo of?"
"It was of Spiderman fighting Jaws with a laser attactched to his butt hole"

by Brotherjoo January 4, 2008

ejaction distraction

An imaginary object used to distract the man during sex in order to delay ejaculation for however long he wants. Demands concentration and practice.

Henry: So did you get laid last night?
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...

by idiot_bag December 30, 2007

Clan Disruption

A clan of RuneScape skillers that completely sucks. Their requirements are so easy it's a joke so any noob can get in. They barely have forums cause they don't even have a good domain, and they can barely get it to store cookies. Clan Peacefull is way better.

Ill Wii Ill is in Clan Disruption, and he's a joke.

by A Peacefuller April 23, 2009