dion

He has such beautiful fluffy curly brown hair and his brown eyes >>>>
You would fall in love with him at the first sight

Hey did you see dion over there
Yeah his curly hair is so pretty

DION LOVE YOU

by Le??? May 17, 2022

Dion

Tends to wine upon the cousin cuckie

"I went to this party and these Dioning on top of his cousins"

by Fredo Pasta November 24, 2021

Dion

One of a kind, will change your view on relationships forever. He ist so charming that even if you're mad at him he will make you smile or even laugh. You can't stay mad at him for too long really. He will suck you in his world and show you things and corners of the life you'd never expect to see. He will make you fall in love not just with him but also with yourself. If you have a Dion in your life, never ever let him go.

You'll never get over him. I mean his name is Dion. How could you even let him go.

by babyshark2225 January 7, 2022

Dion Alfred

He describes himself "teachers pet" while he is not.

Dion Alfred always tells he is a teachers pet

by DIONNOTCOOL November 2, 2020

Dion Hunter

Little boy who always talks shit and loves taking people to court

Dion Hunter is a bitch

by gtg484 June 2, 2018

Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025

Dion

Coming from the name of the Greek god Dionysus, god of Wine, party, and madness, Dion can typically represent many things.
Meaning a beautiful and strong person, a nice person in general.

It is generally masculine or gender neutral.

Dion is a cool guy!
Dion is so fabulous!

by Og Pigeon Boi July 24, 2022