diddle bag

When someone ejaculates into a plastic grocery bag.

The amount of noise the diddle bag created woke everyone else up in the room.

by JFR16 March 24, 2017

Diddle boy

The master of diddling. He could diddle you at any moment and you wouldn't even realize. Can never be diddled.

N: I'm going to diddle you tonight, im the diddle boy.

by Jackxaniels December 26, 2017

diddle your skittle

Playing with one's cooch

Don't diddle your skittle on aisle 4

by Cosby2017 February 6, 2018

diddley darn doofus

An extreme insult that should never be used.

Him: You diddley darn doofus!!
Me: .....YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

hand diddles

Sexual pleasure from hand stimulation.

I was driving down the road and the hand diddles was so good I had to stick my gum in the ashtray.

by Kevin Michael Bradley February 16, 2009

j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009

whore-diddle pistol

A six-gun such as the Colt Walker Dragoon known for its length and size; the name suggesting it is large enough to satisfy a sporting woman.

MacDonough knew that the Pinkerton's whore-diddle pistol would punch a hole in him big enough to drive a mule-team through.

by Rev. Poe March 6, 2010