Dick in denial

A really annoying, abusive and irritating twat who thinks they are the best.

Jack: "I really hate that guy"
Jason: "Me too"
Jack: "He's a dick in denial

by anonymous123456787654321 July 20, 2009

dick in drawer

When you pull out after fucking her on your desk then close the desk drawer on your dick

"Oh baby!"
"Arggggg!!!"
"Let's go again."
"Can't, dick in drawer!"

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

dick in a bag

when calvin sticks his wang in the wong and that shit gets groovy

hot shit whered calvin get that dick in a bag

by chief conchaclan October 3, 2020

Dick in waiting

The extra dick in the room during any group sex setting. Typically this member will be less, or not at all, participatory. This can be due to a number of factors such as cuckhold, size envy, performance envy, lack of appropriate medication, ill-sized contraception device, excessive alcohol consumption, etc. this member will not likely be able to perform if needed.

While Shela was sitting on my face while Mary was riding cowgirl, poor John was just the dick in waiting.

by SexyJammies January 12, 2021

Dick in a Box

When the male genitals also known as penis, cock, cockswain, rooster, dick predicament, doodle, projectile, willy, putz, phallus, pee pee, wee wee, prick, private part, wang, wiener,mojo, etc dick. A Dick in a Box, commonly occurs when the male penis is detached from the balls and positioned with great care and precision into a box, as long as the lid is placed on the box it will be named under the term Dick in a Box.

When Mr Cockup died his will pacifically specified that his dick was to be detached from his balls and preserved as a Dick in a Box for later generations, "it seems that a Dick in a Box is a common think these days.

by YoBro August 19, 2013

dick in your mouth! [DIYM]

shoving your index finger into an unsuspecting open mouth

some dumptruck at a bar won't quit yapping her hussy face off; rather than insulting her and her friends or trying to continue to just get laid, wait for an obnoxious laugh and pop your entire finger into her mouth while saying "dick in your mouth! DIYM". conversation satisfyingly over, and at least you get a good laugh out of it.

by lazerjhole July 25, 2010

Dick in the till

When you're dating/marrying a girl for her or her family's money.

My mate Shane got his dick in the till, as he's marrying this girl for her family money.

by Hey Zeus May 27, 2017