Dangle hopper

The act of dangling your balls on a fat chick who is dressed up like superman. Once your balls touch her face, you quickly punch her dog and hire a Mexican to shit in her fridge. As you are exiting the fat chicks house, you shit on her el camino while screaming Dennis Hopper.

Hey dude you see that fat chick over there?
I am so going to give her a dangle hopper!

by Mikebird May 12, 2010

dingleberry jelly

the stuff around the anus if you don't wipe good

Oh, baby how did you get that dingleberry jelly around your asshole, it's nasty.

by Trey Fart April 2, 2009

dangled

Maily used in the sport of hockey, it is to deke around your opponet with the puck in a fancy fashion.

You just got dangled.
I dangled that guy out so bad.

by Rim Job Rob February 18, 2008

Dingleberry Winery

When you sit on the toilet so long, the water turns into steam and condenses on your ass.

That was one massive dingleberry winery, I had to wipe both cheeks.

That dump was so massive, you turned that bathroom into a dingleberry winery.

by Angrylolrus November 3, 2010

dangle breath

any person who's mere presence makes you cringe due to past experiences either involving oneself or a friend; most accurately describes any university student who is spiteful towards those who like to make-out with her ex (even though she has a new boyfriend), who doesn't like how her bangs just got cut, who loves wearing sparkly headbands and dangle earrings to the gym, and who's eyes and mouth are rather large for her face and appear larger in pictures than they ever should be; her appearance is as repulsive as a passer-byer's pungent breath

"Ew I hate seeing ____ at the gym!"
"OMG me too! Dangle breath is so annoying to even look at!"
"That's the perfect name for her! Now she won't even know we're talking about her and how annoying she is!"

by agoodfriendandroomie March 24, 2012

Dangle Wank

When a lady dangles her breasts over her partners mouth in order to be sucked whilst the partner pleasures themself.

He lay on his back and sucked her dangling titties whilst having a Dangle Wank

by LadyBairdy July 30, 2015

dangletip

When your finger breaks or dislocates at the northern most knuckle leaving the outter most tip dangling

I was fingerblasting Claire when the cops showed up. Her snatch puckered so hard that I got a dangletip!”

by OGLOD October 7, 2021