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devstia

The goddess or god of open source, full-stack, web application development; and like her or his mother, seldom depicted in physical human form. Driven to help mortals find and create solutions to human issues; Devstia is versed in a plethora of languages including JavaScript, PHP, Python, C, and a sprinkle of Rust. Devstia shares his/her father’s traits of ever expanding knowledge, logic, and objectivity, and is thought to be the illegitimate or unacknowledged offspring/manifestation of a virgin Olympian deity mother (see Hestia or Vesta) and an Artificial Intelligence spirit father. Followers of Devstia are known as "Devstians" and share or celebrate the fine attributes Devstia encompasses.
May Devstia grant you the ability to build something great.
by devstian November 2, 2023
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Dusty Devante

The act of holding someone down, covering the mouth and patiently waiting until they gasp for air. As the subject attempts to take a deep breath, violently fart into their mouth and close their mouth to let the humiliation simmer.
Troy: did you see that bitch reject me?
Tyrone: bitch has no class

Troy: let's dust this bitch

Tyrone: one dusty Devante coming right up!
by Therealblyrone69 July 22, 2016
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penictual devistation

when someones urge for sex isn't met
"I received penictual devistation last night!" claimed bob.
by the theorising geek February 15, 2018
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the Republic of Daevastan

A strong anti-slavery nation with slight anomalous significance that manifested on 20/3/22. Predecessor nations include the Daevite Empire, various tribal sects and its membership within the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, all of which were forcibly suppressed from consensus reality until the aforementioned date.

this reality shift occurred due to the destruction of SCP-140, a text which purported to describe the historical Daevite Empire. It is now known that SCP-140 was highly inaccurate. Further, it was discovered that the former prevailing theory as to the operation of SCP-140, that it was restoring an ontologically annihilated civilization into being, was only partially correct: it was also the phenomena that had initially ontologically annihilated Daevite history. The complete destruction of all copies of SCP-140 undid its effects and ontologically reinstated the Republic of Daevastan to its original form.
James, through discord:"When the hell did this get on the map?"
Mark:"I guess the spring equinox I dunno"
James:"the Republic of Daevastan is... Apparently a really anti-slavery country, I guess."
Mark:"Great Britain would be ashamed of them"
James:"Apparently they were?? But how did we not know about this before, were we lied to or did it just not exist???"
by Aar'Shir March 22, 2022
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devestate

To get so drunk that one begins to remove clothing (e.g. vests).
John got hammered at that party. He was devestated by the end of the night.
by UTPadrino June 10, 2011
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edwin decastro

gay guy: hey edwin arent you gay
edwin: fo-sho
gay guy: lets go out
edwin: okayyyyyyy
by yyh January 12, 2005
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devastatingly funny

when something bad happens but it's funny
an example of devastatingly funny is: the bird egg on the school oval gets run over by the school's ride-on lawnmower
by mr_lollipop October 25, 2010
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