by Richard Hundhausen January 23, 2005
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"...one day computer graphics would strip movies of any plot or characterization and turn them into mindless orgies of destruction porn." Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report
John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"
Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"
John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"
John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"
Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"
John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"
by Roberto August 7, 2009
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Girl 1: Ouch! My ass hurts.
Girl 2: Why does it hurt?
Girl 1: Because I had rough anal sex last night and it may have ripped.
Girl 2: HAAHHAAH Talk about anal destruction.
Girl 2: Why does it hurt?
Girl 1: Because I had rough anal sex last night and it may have ripped.
Girl 2: HAAHHAAH Talk about anal destruction.
by Inferno98 July 6, 2010
Get the Anal Destruction mug.1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.
I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.
by halfhearinghero June 16, 2009
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Get the erectile destruction mug.-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.
-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.
-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.
Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"
Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"
Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"
Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"
Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"
Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"
Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"
by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010
Get the Opening a destruction company mug.a colleague who transforms from a hard-working, concientious individual into a web-surfing, joke-emailing, prank-pulling, clock-watcher in the last hour of the working day.
transformations often occur earlier on fridays or on any day the distracticon knows they won't be in the following day.
also applies to family/friends/partners when something of interest enters their circle of awareness, resulting in vacant looks later when reminded of what they'd promised earlier (whilst distracted)
transformations often occur earlier on fridays or on any day the distracticon knows they won't be in the following day.
also applies to family/friends/partners when something of interest enters their circle of awareness, resulting in vacant looks later when reminded of what they'd promised earlier (whilst distracted)
1. that bobs a great worker. except on friday afternoons when he turns into a distracticon.
2. pete didn't show up to help in the garden. i think he was in distracticon mode when he promised to cos the football was on the tv.
2. pete didn't show up to help in the garden. i think he was in distracticon mode when he promised to cos the football was on the tv.
by Fo0LeD March 25, 2008
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