The thrusting motion created when providing anal sex to another party. The term derives from a veterinarian providing a domesticated animal a rectal examination.
John: Hey man, when I went into your room yesterday, I saw you doing the Pet Detective on Emily.
James: Yeah. It's all in the arms.
James: Yeah. It's all in the arms.
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When you're walking around with your phone not knowing that the damn flashlights been on the whole time making you feel like like a dumbass
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I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"
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Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!
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