Defistilator

Similar to a defibrillator but with a twist.If you have a descending colon then you will need a defistilator. There are two electrically charged fists which a pressed up against someone's rectum to sort out your colon or internal organs near the anus.

Defistilator active

:Clear:

Fisting 200...

:nothing:
Fisting 200...
Well done team we've successfully managed to realign his colon.

by Greg jump hi May 17, 2013

Dorfis

Pronounced "Door-fuss"
1) Someone who is incredibly annoying. Usually older and/or younger siblings, co-workers, etc.
2) An obnoxious gloat. Commonly stuck up snobs or jerks.
3) A person who is just plain stupid. Commonly referred to as a numb skull, bonehead or idiot.

The goal of a "dorfis" is to annoy you. Some may be trying to annoy you on purpose, while others may not even realize they are being a dorfis.

Plural: Dorfi (Pronounced "Door-Fy")

"Sorry, my brother is being such a dorfis today."

"This guy at work was being really annoying today. What a dorfis!"

"I encountered a dorfis on my way here."

"Did you see that group of dorfi at the party last night?"

by A Person From Middle Earth January 1, 2014

derpfish

A stupid idiot human type thing.

He got a F his test, he's a derpfish.

by HotStuff123 January 30, 2015

Derkison

A person with a bowl hair cut, lives in a trashcan and can't play NHL

Is that Derkison over there in that trashcan?
I think so, only he could have such a bowl

by Derkison July 12, 2015

derpisaurous rex

A derpisaurous rex is a beautiful, majestic creature. He bathes in the showers of derpiness, he eats derps for breakfast.

"That derpisaurous rex is eating a cabbage! Mom! Get the camera!"

by ChunkyMama69 November 17, 2015

deafism

The act of becoming deaf

Don't make fun of his deafism

by Dicklick69 July 5, 2017

Derpist

Some who repeatedly creates the action of derp.

That lady is such a derpist.

by J. Zweig December 6, 2017