A monster trapped in denim

Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.

"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Blue Denim Haze

Marijuana that is found in the pocket of jeans. Part marijuana, part lint.

Josh: Dude we need some weed to smoke. Does anyone have anything?

Stephen: All I have is some blue denim haze in my pocket.

by Stoner Jo July 25, 2010

Triple Denim Disaster

The fashion crime of wearing a denim shirt with denim jeans and denim jacket, hence the triple denim disaster. Most likely to be sported by Jeremy Clarkson.

Fashion Police 1: Oh God, there's Clarkson again!
Fashion Police Rooky: Oh my god! Is that-?
Fashion Police 1: That's right kid. The Triple Denim Disaster!
Fashion Police Rooky: It...burns!!!

by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009

Denim Dan

A Denim Dan, a pedophile. Someone who is sexually attracted to small children.

I went to the park last weekend, I had to leave with my children as we suspected a man of being a Denim Dan.

My next door neighbour was arrested at the weekend for being a Denim Dan. The police found numerous images of underage girls on his computer.

To be a Denim Dan, is the same as being a Pedophile

by jaja95 April 13, 2011

denim leisure suit

Wearing jeans simltaneously with a jean jacket.

Nice denim leisure suit.

by SkippyD1 January 20, 2006

Denim Dental Dam

A "Denim Dental Dam" is when the genital area isn't clean enough - or doesn't smell clean enough - to perform oral sex on the other party without a barrier to protect ones mouth. It is therefore necessary to have the denim jeans remain on the party to which it will be performed.

It smelled so nasty I had to leave on her denim dental dam so I wouldn't gag

by Sergeant Pretty December 30, 2010

Denim Tent

A tent-like shape formed by a man's penis whilst bulging under very tight jeans.

Hey, check out that guys denim tent!

Aaaaah! Denim tent! Aaaaah!

by HairyBearrr December 7, 2009