Denim Tension

Superior crotch protection formed by tension in the groin of your jeans, which is frequently a result of spread legs.

"Sorry man i didn't mean to hit you in the nuts with that tennis ball"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"

by cowtools February 9, 2010

Denim Bandit

An enormous penis that robs all of your jean space.

Cindy gazed at Chester's Denim Bandit as he sauntered past her in the halls.

by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot December 11, 2010

denial of service

"Denial of Service" is a type of attack against computer systems that makes a server become unresponsive to any user requests. This is most commonly performed by flooding the server with huge amounts of senseless requests so that the server gets busy computing all those requests.
Normally, a denial of service attack does not compromise the server's security.

The "Anonymous" Hacker group recently started a denial of service attack on paypal so that no one was able to buy stuff via paypal for hours.

by 4006 June 14, 2011

Yellow Denial

After a white or any non-asian male has fornicated with their first Asian they immediately begin to see Asian females everywhere and as more attractive than they previously thought. The denial occurs when the non-Asian male refuses to believe that they have now been infected with Yellow Fever.

I boned my first Asian yesterday and now all I see are cute Asians running all over but there is no way I have Yellow Fever! I love white girls! Nah bro, you're in yellow denial! you love them Asians

by DruAshley January 21, 2010

Danimal

Any man that was given the birthname of Daniel or Dan that is a savage pornstar in bed, who goes for hours just to bust once, and then does again just for the sport of it. Also known for his borderline alcoholism.

Girl 1: "How was your night last night?"
Girl 2: "Danimal came over, now I can't walk without limping, in fact I think I need a wheelchair."

by D:D August 29, 2008

denim ripsaw

When your jeans ride up in your crotch, and irritate your taint.

Man, I walked around the mall so much yesterday, I got a denim ripsaw

by lord_jefe May 30, 2006

Denim trap

When one maliciously wears a perfectly fitting pair of jeans to fool another into thinking they have an amazing ass. Which in reality they don’t, but this can only be discovered when its to late.

Chris: Well how was she?
Mike: Little bit of false advertising.
Chris Denim trap?
Mike: Denim trap.

by M Greenie December 9, 2008