Depressed Ducko

An almighty duck from the Ducko family tree

This Ducko is quite Depressed
What a Depressed Ducko

by Depressed Ducko November 23, 2020

Depressed Couch Farts

Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.

Did you fart?

No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.

by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021

X Depressed

The true act of expressing “fake depression” or being depressed over hearing a sad song.

(Mainly based off the rapper XXXTentacion)
#LLJ

Justin: “ Where has Devon been? He’s been very quiet lately.”
Tyler: “I’m guessing he’s probably X Depressed”

Literally after XXXTentacion died everyone went into a sense of depression (no hate or whatever) and listening to all his sad songs (or other sad songs by other artists)

by seanon July 18, 2019

fake depressed elementary schooler

Fake depressed elementary schoolers are people who make up fake facts. They would be about 9-10 years old. Sometimes they might be younger than that. Or even 11 years old!

Here are some examples of a fake depressed elementary schooler:
- Change their profile picture to a depressed person (For the girls, it would be gacha or roblox)
- Openly shows how they're depressed (Real depressed people actually hide it)

Alyssa: I'm depressed because I listen to Anna Blue
Me: You're not depressed, you fake depressed elementary schooler

by izanami uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu November 27, 2020

Fake Depressed

A attention seeking individuals who use metal health as clout. Usually has a middle part haircut and likes posting mirror pics and sad Bart Simpson edits on instagram with XXXTENTACION music in the background. Age range is from 13-20 usually.

Alex is Fake Depressed

Yeah He Really Is

Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?

by Alex Big Ben Jr April 26, 2021

Bart Simpson Depressed

They think depression is an aesthetic and prove it with sad bart Simpson edits and have a playlist named "Sad boi Hours :(" that's 12 hours long

"Hey guys I thought i would tell u i'm depressed... *Starts crying to Billie eilish*

"What is up with these bart Simpson depressed kids y'all cringe"

by s1ml0g1c July 20, 2021

I'm so fucking depressed

when you constantly feel like you're going to cry but you never do, and your heart feels heavy, and the world feels dark, and sometimes you try to distract yourself with other things, which helps but the feeling never truly goes away, and only lasts temporally, and you always end up going back to where you feel like you're mentally decaying.

Person 1-"I'm so fucking depressed"
person 2-"you're just doing it for attention"

by ChompCarrots September 21, 2022