DeLonge's Syndrome

A condition in which the affected person(s) compulsively swears, talks of beastiality, incest, their fake homosexuality, fecal waste, urination, boobies and masturbation due to obsession with Blink-182's and their guitarist, Tom DeLonge's live performances, interviews and random recordings.

Doctor: Sir, our diagnosis on you is simply DeLonge's Syndrome.

Guy: Shitfuck! That gets me horny! Where's my dog!?

by eldonge13 March 31, 2010

Tom DeLonge

Tom DeLonge is the greatest known guy in the whole world, hes known for being perverted and gross (but aren't we all), Tom is hott and the greatest quitarist and singer. Hes been in Blink 182, Boxcar Racer and now hes in Angels and Airwaves (like Blink 182 but softer and not as many swears) He is obsessed with aliens and UFO's and he says the only reason he got a computer was to look up UFO websites.

hottest guy, my god, THE GOD, Tom DeLonge got expelled from high school for getting drunk at a baseball game

by XxXVeronicaXxX July 20, 2006

Delonkulous

So delicious it's ridiculous

I had the most Delonkulous cupcake at Crumbs!

by delonk October 15, 2008

delonka

a bludgining tool used to initiate members into the tribe

made by pinks and brain.

"i will now perform the ritual of my people, DELONKA!! *smacks round head*"

how to make:
get a beany hat and put in a buff. if you do not own a buff a pair of socks works too

by DE TRIBE April 25, 2011

deloss

Two unfamiliar men performing a dutchrutter in a public place and maintaining constant eye contact

Let's deloss, mister!

by Austin Hyatt April 10, 2016

delongate

the opposite of elongate - quite simple really

the worm elongates and delongates as it moves

by m3lody12 March 7, 2019

Delores Lane

Delores Lane is a private singer. She has currently made 1 song as of summer of 2023. Her 1 song is named "Yellow Spots", it has no meaning whatsoever, she's just doing it for fun.

I love Delores Lane!

by babyboomerchild100 September 14, 2023