Eyes Dilated

Term used to describe the act of getting high. This is used because of the fact when one gets high, one's pupils become dilated.

1. I am trying to get my eyes dilated right now.
2. My eyes are so dilated right now.
3. Are you guys trying to get your eyes dilated?
4. Timmy was so dilated the other day during class.
5. My mother in law came over the other day...in order to survive i got my eyes dilated before she came.

by Steve3221 February 14, 2009

dilated

When you have to take a massive dump and the turd is right on the brink of exiting your poop shoot.

Man, I am like dilated to about a 9!!Where is the crapper?

by TIMMAY69 September 19, 2005

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The God of Gamefaqs is actually CjayC, not CmenC.

CjayC is so 1337 he can pwn your ass by BANNANATION.

by NeoMario February 9, 2005

Deflated

To be hideously let down; single to the ninth degree. The state of being almost murdered by a loved one who in most cases decided to leave you out of pure insanity and/or dishonesty.
But in all probability you are better off.

Horatio: Starkisha just left me. I don't know what to do with myself, I'm just so god damn deflated.

Mikhail: Too bad you're stuck with your cantankorous lovechild.

by Brittens March 29, 2008

deluted

adjective /dɪˈlu .Tɪd/

The act of being so amazing people can't stand it and suffer intensely due to their negative emotions to the point of tilting and making up words to make their life seem more significant than the depressing one they live.

Tom was obviously a deluted man because of how those people reacted to him being in their presence.

by Ll6HT February 16, 2018

Delayed Reaction

When you make a kissing sound and motion approximately 15 seconds after your boyfriend has left the vicinity of your face after kissing you. He will then spend 5 minutes generating a substantial amount of laughter from you by 1. Acting very homosexual-attitude about the situation and 2. Showing you how crazy it makes you look.

When kissing my girlfriend last night she sat there without returning the kiss. She did not even respond. I pulled away and after about 15 seconds of just looking at her she made the sound of a kiss and a slight purse of her lips. Apparently there was an invisible man between us or she is just crazy. That is when I said "That was a Delayed Reaction"!

by BigGreeneGuy October 5, 2009

Delayed Onset Snowness

Like delayed onset soreness, the lower back and other pain in the days after moving copious amounts of snow off of sidewalks, cars, etc.

After hours of shoveling yesterday, delayed onset snowness is making my lower back squeal like a pig.

by KMango February 8, 2010