Destroy Dick December

On the first day of December you nut once, on the second you nut twice, in the third you you nut three times... On the thirty first you nut thirty one times

Its the 13th of December and it's still destroy dick December and I've nutted 10 times I only have three more times to go

by Dicky Dan November 15, 2017

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December 4

December 4, the day where all hot people are born

Anyone: “your ugly”

“actually i’m hot, it’s December 4

by ightdudewtf November 5, 2019

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Third of December

you have to ask your crush for their sweater. just do it. conan gray said so.

“i still remember..
third of december.
me in your sweater.”

by anonymous November 24, 2020

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only the best day EVER!! all the best most creative and beautiful people were born on this day, including walt disney who literally shaped our whole childhood. people who are born on this day are sagittarius and are so adventurous, hot, have the best sense of humor and personality, and overall the cutest most lovable people you could ever meet. everyone wishes they were born on december 5th and those who are should flex it because it’s the best day ever and they are obviously such amazing and perfect people. they are caring and very special, if you know someone born on december 5 you should cherish them because they are one of a kind and you will never meet anyone as amazing as they are.

(please note that they also might be coffee addicts)

person 1: damn she’s so gorgeous and has the best personality, she’s basically perfect
person 2: ofc she is man she was born on december 5

by hehe♡ October 15, 2019

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