Deuce Dialing

Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.

I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.

by Mancave Movie Madness February 12, 2020

Drunk Dialing Syndrome

The placing of phone calls under extreme intoxication, usually alcohol. Calls are usually made to ex-girlfriends and intended to illicit sexual favors or the re-connection of a relationship.

I can't believe I had Drunk Dialing Syndrome last night and phoned Gia.

by Daniel Marq May 13, 2008

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To have so much swag that you are Real Dealin Gang Bangin Sex Appealin'

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by JDiZZlExxXX420 March 17, 2011

daling

(Dale-ing) To fuck for dominance and not pleasure. A modern take on felacio from olden days.

You're going to get a daling from doing that.

by Photogrocker May 3, 2018

Deading

The act of being dead.

Sorry I can’t making it I’m deading Saturday.

by Penguin1224 February 24, 2018

deuce-dialing

Talking on your cell, or texting whilst taking a dump. Then after finishing said dump, taking a picture of your poop with the cell and sending it to the friend you were texting/speaking to. Note: contrary to what many believe, deuce-dialing is not merely the act of talking/texting while pooping, but taking and sending a picture of the aftermath. No picture and you're merely having a conversation while you poop, not deuce-dialing.

You are talking to your friend while taking a dump. After the end of the conversation, you hang up, take a photo of the crap, and send it along to him/her. Congratulations, you're "deuce-dialing".

by BigBlanket June 13, 2011

fat finger dialing

A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.

"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."

by thedruproject January 27, 2007