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Are we deadass, jsme řekli, když se Dominik zeptal na otázku z chemie.
by Yayakeeptheyap February 28, 2025
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Deadass

Baddie: "You, how tall are you?"
Sukuna: "I'm five-foot eleven shawt-"
Baddie: "Ew you're short."

Baddie: "How tall are *you*?"
Gojo: "I'm six-foot."
Baddie: "I wanna have your kids!"
Sukuna: "THIS BITCH CANNOT BE SERIOUS, WE ARE LITERALLY ONE INCH APART, WE ARE PRACTICALLY THE SAME HEIGHT!"
Gojo: "Chill it's not that big of a deal."
Sukuna: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT 'THAT BIG OF A DEAL', SHE JUST CALLED ME SHORT!"
Gojo: "Well. . . It's because you are."
Sukuna (locked in): "Deadass?"
Go/jo (locked in): "Deadass-"

(Gojo was never found after)
by JujutsuDude March 7, 2025
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The most sacred of promises. Deadass is ONLY used when you're completely and entirely honest about something. To lie when using Deadass would be like breaking a pinky promise, which would be the lowest thing you could do. You can either say Deadass, or say no and explain how you feel about something. You can lie, sure, but when Deadass is used, you have to be completely and entirely honest regardless of how embarrassing it is.
"Yo do you want to go to that party?"
"Yeah."
"Deadass?"
"....no. I don't really want to."
by Brooke123123 June 10, 2023
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025
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by thewildanimator May 20, 2025
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Deadass Joke

Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.
I said that I do not like pit mommies, Nissan Altima drivers, or vegans. It was a deadass joke
by b e e n u s May 20, 2025
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