Dave

A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness

Bro he be a Dave

by Female jacculant sex bot December 8, 2019

Dave

An angry man who yells at squirrels who rap

Dam Dave,the squirrel squad is acting very childish

by Yeeman September 16, 2018

Dave

Dave is a tall & adorable tsundere guy with cute ears. Has a phobia of cats and doesn't like people telling him to drink milk. HELLA TALENTE D 10/10 WOULD STAN IF AN IDOL !!!

Friend: Whoa who's that tall Chinese guy??

Me: Idk but he looks like a Dave 2 me

by eyynunewmoose February 3, 2017

Dave

Dave (the dutchess of Babylon) is a man who is autistic and is a free spirited dildo loving fag. T Not much to say about this man, sometimes he leaves us speechless by his actions and things that he says. But that’s why we love him bc he’s just Dave

Guy: hey who tf is that fag and why is autistic
Guy #2: oh that’s just Dave he’s fine

by Bigsexyvinny December 2, 2022

Dave

Dave is the sexiest name known to man, Dave is used in the context of a spiders name ; the spider has to be thicc and hairy for it to class as a Dave

Gerrard:Guess what Harrie! A Dave was on my wall
Harrie: Are you sure it was a Dave.Was it thicc and hairy?
Gerrard:You bet, it crawled all over my face!

by Ash-Dave Krystee-Dave April 16, 2019

Dave

A shit mechanic from South africa

Do nt do that,that's what Dave would do

by G dogo February 25, 2022

Dave

A term used to refer to the laziest person in a group.

Oh man, I was the dave of the party.

by RapperJorge June 12, 2019