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date

i dont want to give an example of a date! make me bitch!
by tara05 December 28, 2005
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date

To 'date' someone is to engage in anal sex with this person.
Statement: I hear you've been dating my daughter!
Response: No Sir, we've just been doing it the normal way.
by heasby January 10, 2005
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Dating

Dating, well actually let me put that in quotes for you. What girls consider to be dating and even some guys is just 1. Talking over snap 2. They never tell their parents 3. They never even go out on dates 4. They say I love you after the first day of them “dating.” I thought saying I love you was supposed to be special and you only said it when you 100% meant it. How do you know you love someone after a day. Everyone wanders why I don’t have a boyfriend, but honestly I’m not wasting my time on this fake ass shit. It honestly makes me want to laugh in their faces when they say their “dating someone” when they never even hang out and they only talk over snap.
Oh yeah Jack and I are dating.”

“Where are you guys going to go on dates at?”

“Oh no we’re not we are just going to talk over snap and I’m not going to tell my parents.”
by Katy L. February 20, 2019
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Dating

When two people have been together for 2+ years.
Yo, 2 years? They're totally dating.
by Ultraman3000 September 25, 2010
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date

A boy with a very big forehead and usually also a hairline so long that if you walk the distance you can make boogie look like a stick.
Me: "Look big foreheaded human is here."
Some other dude: "Yeah, you call it a 'Date'."
Another dude: "Well actually it is a boy with a very big forehead and usually also a hairline so long that if you walk the distance you can make boogie look like a stick."
Me: "Nerd."
by 69fgtmaster420 June 4, 2018
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it's a date

A code phrase a female undercover police officer uses to signal to other officers when to move in to bust a John.
Female officer to John: Lookin' for some action?
John: Sure, how about a blow job?
Female officer: OK, pull around to the corner.

3 seconds later...

Female officer to cop in van: "it's a date"
by signull July 26, 2006
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date

(verb) 1) to kick someone in the bum, or 2) to shove something up someone's bum. The example demonstrates sense 2.
If you touch my girlfriend, I'm going to date you with a baseball bat.
by Msquared March 20, 2003
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