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Holy shit it’s bonkers Dante- I mean user @ecgcblu on Instagram
by _The_Love_Master_ January 11, 2021
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Dante's Inferno

Placing vapour rub on the exterior of a condom in place of lubricant prior to intercourse
'Haven't seen Janet around lately, do you know where she's been?'

'I don't think we'll see her again. Not since I showed her Dante's Inferno'
by theDoublefish September 23, 2015
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Kata Dante

Dance of the deadly ninja hands
A series of deadly moves for which there is no defence. Originally coined by a spoof martial artist in the 1980’s
One minute my cousin was standing next to me in the queue of people, then next his mangled body is lying next to us all on the floor. No one saw anything! A ninja must have given him the Kata Dante
by Futurewasp May 26, 2019
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Dante and Poppy

A really Kinky couple who make porn and play spin the bottle even though they aren't even 13. They are both transgender and swapped genitals. They like kinky sex with fluffy stuff. They use XXXL dildos.
Dante: "lets fuck"
Poppy: "#236"
Dante: "actually,#237"

Dante and Poppy is a good example of stupid raping Justin Bieber fans
by BoosssBITchMuthaFUCKAr November 29, 2019
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Dante Swerve

A Dante Swerve is not like any type of swerve.

Instead of turning the other way before kissing a bitch, before they get close he will start making fun of them to shutdown the very chance at his girlfriend finding out he cheated.

Congrats, you have been Dante Swerved, go cry yourself to sleep.
Yo! Did you hear Devourer got Dante Swerved?!
by MrSit September 17, 2020
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Dante’s Bubbles

The final stage of a rectal inferno caused by a bout of wet, fiery, acidic, explosive shits.

Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.

Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.
The poor guy in the next stall was suffering from the worst Dante’s bubbles I have ever heard. I would have slipped him one of my Tucks medicated pads but my piles were on fire myself.

After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
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Dana and Dante

Dana is a pretty asian, sexy, smartest girl in her whole school, with all the looks she has she could pull anyone but to her surprise there is Handsome strong man waiting for her, his name is Dante, Dante is known for W rizz. They make the cutest couple in school known as the 2023’s best couple award everyone knows there name and are scared to argue with them.
Dana and Dante make the best couple!
by Dana and Dante June 10, 2023
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