Dane Cook

poop

I just took a massive Dane Cook

by Miked? January 23, 2009

Wanky Doodle Dandy

A overly dramatic, and rather camp, expression for a male to describe the act of self love (wanking - duh!) based on the film Yankee Doodle Dandy, staring James Cagney.

Hey Shelia, I'm just nipping upstairs for a quick Wanky Doodle Dandy, be down in a few shakes!!!

by Dav3 July 26, 2006

Dane Cook

I accidentally saw this person on TV. He was telling how he used to be ugly but now is handsome with women falling all over him. He also told other "jokes."

Since I have not seen him on TV in many months, I suddenly missed his brand of absolutely no talent. Today I decided to write a short poem about the "comedian" known as Dane Cook.

I once saw Dane Cook on TV
Irritating the heck out of me
I watched in a trance
As he made faces and pranced
And asked myself, "What morons are paying good money to watch this crap?"

The end

by Norman R Fern November 5, 2012

Daneel

Beyond perfect

This guy is so Daneel

by Kevin Mendez July 31, 2018

Danaye

Danaye is the most awsome person you will ever meet. Shes a slam-diggity boogy-oogy-oogy party hardy farty!
yeyuhhh!

And shes the coolest in the school.

Wow, is that Danaye? shes SO cool!

by Danoo January 5, 2008

dane cook sucks

dane cook a joke of a comedian is terrible and i like gonorrhea more than dane cook

dane cook sucks,
wana hear a joke? dane cook

by abrocar February 10, 2009

randy-dandy

A sexually excited man who puts great importance upon his looks. may refer to the shanty- randy dandy o'

randy adjective \ˈran-dē\
: sexually excited

Full Definition of RANDY

1
chiefly Scottish : having a coarse manner
2
: lustful, lecherous
— randi·ness noun

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dan·dy noun \ˈdan-dē\
: a man who cares too much about his clothing and personal appearance

: something that is very good or impressive : a very good example of something

Oh my, look at that randy-dandy!

*camera terns to pauly D*

by The Keikage November 8, 2013