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Due

My friend got laid by a fat girl, that’s so due
by duemeterishigh December 6, 2023
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Monsters Are Due On Maple Street

An epidemic of fear and paranoia in reference to an episode of The Twilight Zone of the same name. The episode is about a hypothetical alien invasion.
The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."
by GI Jes February 7, 2023
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due to my strong personal convictions

I wish to stress that this record in no way endorses a belief in the occult.
YOU ARE DEAD AND BURRIED YOU ARE DEAD ( oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
(Oh no, oh no)

Due to my strong personal convictions (Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)
by rAnBoOLeMoNdEmOnEnJoYeRalsogay February 12, 2023
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Due to illness.

A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.
Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.
by Another pseudonymal August 3, 2022
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Due Process

this is nothing but an escape clause in all legal proceedings so criminals have an absolute guaranteed way out of all crimes if they know how to work the system...with this technology and new age everything could be instant and this is why it's not. because no one would get away and criminals are ruling the world...you can't start no business without lots of blood money. and cheap workers or slave workers who you don't have to pay. thats why little business new small business can't ever succeed legitimately
Due process and the court system so faulty every innocent person who try to go through all this would get lock up no matter how good they are. forever too
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Due willigence

When you ensure you do background checks before taking new penis. Such as obtaining a dick pic before hooking up.
“Yeah I met this guy online he’s coming round on Friday to hook up”

“Have you checked out the size of his cock yet? Like you know have you done your due willigence”
by Skipds121 September 22, 2021
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With all due respect

"I'm about to f**king heavily disrespect you"
Intern: With all due respect sir, eat a dick
Boss: ...
by elhacka March 4, 2021
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