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floppy dorito

It's the sex position where the man and the woman form a triangle. During the course of the Floppy Dorito, they hit all the sides of the triangle. The center is the center of a lollipop, it's equivalent to a cow bell.
Person 1: How was it man?
Much cooler Person 2: Man, we hit all three sides of the Floppy Dorito.
by Zandzy_AFT April 11, 2016
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Sexy Dorito

When a man has the stature of a god, he has a much wider upper torso than lower torso thereby creating a triangle shape when viewed from the front or back. It often comes paired with the chiseled abs of a Greek God.

When a dorito is held side by side to this godly stature, it is nearly indistinguishable.

By default of being a sexy muscular man and having the body shape of a dorito, the term sexy dorito is coined.
Damn Joe looking like a sexy dorito! I bet chicks are all over you!
by dorito luver 6969 November 4, 2021
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Caveat Dorito

Beware skinny girls who like junk food
Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.
by Cool Hand Duke October 16, 2007
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Dorito-Bandito

One who steals bags of chips out from in front of grocery stores between 12:20am and 1:00am
Hide the chips here comes the Dorito-Bandito
by grootey July 10, 2009
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double dorito pretzel town

A party mix containing Nacho Doritos, Cool Ranch Doritos, pretzels and popcorn. Made by Rhett McLaughlin of GMM
I’m taking a trip to Double Dorito Pretzel Town
by Razornacho February 3, 2018
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O wel Dorito!

(O- wel - Dorito!) it's a word where you could say as a catchphrase like being in death or almost dying you just say O wel dorito! you could also say that word as an insult or you could put other words that rhymes with dorito.
Oh mahn i got shot, i'm going to Die! O wel dorito!
by Dm4571 October 5, 2020
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DORITO INHALER

When you crush Doritos into a fine powder, then snort them and get the weirdest high that might include Jesus Shrek and a Mtn. Dew waterfall.
Imma poor teenager and cant afford real drugs, so Imma DORITO INHALER !!!!!!
by RESPECTABLE KOREAN October 25, 2017
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