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Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick

Pretty Self Explanatory how ever it is also used to define cheesewanks like STEVE NA
Steve Na is the scum of a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick!!!
by DJ April 12, 2005
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Donkey Breath Dick

When a girl who just ate a really smelly meal (anything with garlic or onions, etc.) gives someone a blowjob and her breath smells so bad that the man's dick smells like the girl's breath afterwords. Other names for this condition are "Poop Penis Syndrome" or "Clam Gut Cock." The man will then not get any girls near his dick because it will smell like a stinky pussy. It is recommended that in order to avoid this disease, you wash your dick immediately after any blowjob, no matter who the girl was. She could be a carrier of DBD
"I would give him a hand job, but he has Donkey Breath Dick."
by Keenan17 February 13, 2014
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dick donkey punch

the man the myth the legend , he is the reson why chicks in germany were helmets when engaged in sex.
i punched her so hard it was like i was dick donkeypunch
by macnesa 23 May 2, 2003
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Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.
That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.
by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016
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Donkey Dicknutz

The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.
Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."
by ChirpHerder March 22, 2008
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donkey dicked mother fucker

One who is characterized by their flaccid, less than stallion sized unit
Jr. couldn't pick up a hooker in Vegas, that donkey dicked mother fucker!
by Jasonjackadams July 1, 2006
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