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DNA upgrade 

A medical procedure which will—if and when it becomes reality—allow patients to modify and logically upgrade their genes to eliminate certain genetic problems, diseases, increase their intelligence, physical height; change the color of their hair, eyes, skin; increase or decrease the size of certain body part(s); and bring about other specific changes.
Marsha underwent a DNA upgrade, and in about 7-years, when her body has accepting her entire DNA upgrade she will be 5-inches taller. As of today she will be growing a tiny bit each day. It remains to be seen if all or only some children of DNA upgrade patients inherit their parent's upgraded DNA.
DNA upgrade by but for June 7, 2018
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DNA Blasted 

When you ejaculate so strong that is like old faithful is made from jizz.
Things were getting crazy in the bedroom. She was sucking me off so good, I DNA Blasted all over her tits.
DNA Blasted by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019
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dna slurpy 

The liquid of delight that a female slurps from the male genitalia during the act, commonly referred to as "Giving Head"
I gave her a DNA slurpy!
dna slurpy by Dr. Schmegma May 14, 2003

DNA prison 

the scrotum/testicles -housing for 'political prisoners'
judy was just about to break me out of DNA prison when the fucking phone rang! -can't ignore THAT!!

DNA prison has encapsulated many a convict!

guilty until proven innocent in DNA prison!

lot o' the fellas burnin' in hell in DNA prison!

one has to FIGHT!, FIGHT!, FIGHT! to survive, when in DNA prison!!

one must break self out of DNA prison!
DNA prison by michael foolsley August 19, 2010

DNA Master 

An Aussie who is destined to take over the world using Lolicon hentai ninjas.
Did you hear about DNA Master's assault on Germany's school girls?
DNA Master by BathedinInsanity February 10, 2004
When a DNA sample is taken of something/ someone
They DNA'd him and it turns out he was the daddy!
DNA'd by assdfjkl; October 28, 2010

DNA @ the door 

need for sex, horny, overwhelming need for sexual satisfaction, and assorted ways of dealing with same
DNA @ the door was driving (name) about out of their mind

judy awoke with DNA @ the door

what will YOU do, with DNA @ the door??
DNA @ the door by michael foolsley December 7, 2010