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Fashion disaster

1. When someone dresses up in a very unfashionable way. For example, ugly outfit, ugly accessories.
2. When someone wears nice cloths and accessories but in a complete mismatched way showing poor sense of style. For example, nice outfit coupled with hideous shoes and accessories.
3. When someone dresses not according to the occasion. For example, a casual outfit in Opera show or business suit on a BBQ party.
1. Celebrities fashion disaster on red carpet is often the most interesting part of the entire show.

2. "Its a birthday party, why are you in a business suit? you are such a fashion disaster."

3. "I am glad that the fashion disaster will be over soon with the awfully cold winter which led people wearing hideous jackets and Siberian shoes."
by malvikasharan April 1, 2012
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Glorious Disaster

An event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. This term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time sex.
Vinny: “We’re bringing Kristopher to the movies with us Friday to see Cloverfield”
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”
by VINAPBC24 June 4, 2008
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Dick Disaster

1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.

2)A bad sexual encounter.
1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.

2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.
by J-do September 28, 2009
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St. Paul's Disaster

A sexual act in which a man uses a passed out woman's hand to masturbate, resulting in a pool of ejaculate on the man's stomach. The woman's hand is then rubbed in the semen-covered abdominal hair and the hand is then pressed into the woman's face.
Guy #1: How was your date last night? Guy #2: Alright. Went for a couple of drinks. We went to her house, got hammered, and she got the St. Paul's Disaster, then I was out of there!
by T-Bone McShane February 25, 2011
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Maylene and the Sons of Disaster

Maylene and the Sons of Disaster (MATSOD in short), is a Southern Christian Thrash band originating in Birmingham, Alabama.
The band got their start in the mid 2000s when several friends in Alabama decided to make a tribute band to Ma Barker and her "sons of disaster", but to play under the influence of Jesus rather than drugs and murder.

They are, without a doubt, the most epic southern thrash band ever.
Dude, did you go to the Maylene and the Sons of Disaster show? My face got melted off by Dallas Taylor's manliness!
by underoath777 August 24, 2008
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Blue Balls Disaster

The act of watching porn without masturbating.

Commonly abbreviated to BBD, this task is performed by only the elite and legendary.A daunting challenge that sends men weeping back to their beds in dismay and horror.

Typically, videos are watched in order of arousal from middle-level to highest until you reach the peak, your fetish. Watching with your hands behind your back or in your pockets is advised, but upping the level of intensity can be done by watching with just underwear on or no pants at all.

Keep going until you just can't hold it anymore. Prepare for one of the best climaxes of your life.
Dan: Lawley you look kind of tired, what happened?

Adam: DC, I've got three words. Blue Balls Disaster.
by LawleyBear February 4, 2010
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double hanger disaster

What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.

1. Buy more hangers.

2. Buy more closets.

3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.
Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.
by whyyesidorandomlybuyguitars September 5, 2009
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