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Dipster

A person who actually thinks being a hipster is cool. Will never refer to themselves as one, but is obviously trying to be one. Usually can be seen wearing ironic novelty t-shirt, tank top or super v from Urban Outfitters, 80s hi-tops, acid-washed skinny jeans and birth control glasses.

Habitat: The Dipster is extensively distributed in Brooklyn, NY, frequenting music shows in bookstores and bars that serve PBR. They can be abundantly found wandering around Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, record stores and over-priced vintage shops.

Derivation: "Dipshit" + "Hipster" = Dipster
Hey check out the "dipster" with the holga camera, the dirt stache and white dude fade. What a douchebag!
by Big NasD February 10, 2010
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Stoney dipstick

A sexual maneuver involving two partners. The partners begin in the "missionary" position. After the partner on top has finished having intercourse he stands over the other pointing his penis towards his partner's mouth. He then proceeds to "dip" his penis into her mouth as if he were checking her for oil, often exclaiming "Bloop!"
After he finished giving Alana the business, he hopped up on his feet and gave her a Stoney dipstick. Bloop!
by jd315135125 January 17, 2010
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dipstick lesbian

A masculine lesbian with abilities in automotive repairs, carpentry, construction, etc.
Although Sheila is herself a lipstick lesbian with all the make up and frills,her new girlfriend is the dipstick lesbo who works at the body repair shop.
by Esteban Leo May 13, 2005
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Dipstud

a Dipstud is usually a higher class jock. They are most likely very wealthy, but dumb as shit (dipshit) and are only passing classes by copying off other people. They are, most of the time, extremely good looking, so they get all the girls and are usually dating 2 or 3 at a time (stud). Some would like to think that there is more to Dipstuds than meets the eye, but truthfully all they have is their sports scholarship and years to show how wasted and high they get at parties.
Skye- "Even though he cheats off my tests, ditches me at his football games to hang with other girls, and gets completely wasted at parties, Nate is such a good boyfriend! He even remembers my birthday. Sometimes."

Juliet- "Skye, your boyfriend is a freaking Dipstud."
by Juliet Kelsey Braeburn November 11, 2009
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lipstick on your dipstick

Does this really need an explanation? It seems to be used primarily when lecherous drunks are sitting at a bar and a hot bitch walks in.
(Drunks talking in a bar as the hot bitch walks in)...

"Damn, Frank. Check out what just came in the door! Man.... How'd you like to get her lipstick on your dipstick?"
by Frank Klaune January 27, 2005
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Dipsticking

When a person soaks a tampon in alcohol (beer, vodka, whiskey etc...) and inserts the tampon into their rectum for an increased effect of influence.
Dude, no joke, dipsticking will fuck your ass up!
by William_Scatner April 12, 2011
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double dipstick

A thin tube, rod, or otherwise thin long object used to insert into the urethra of one gentleman half way. The other end is inserted into another gentlemans urethra, the result, double dipsticking.
Jims: Yo bro, you got the double dipstick?

Slapdick: Yeah man.

Jims: Sweet, my dick has been itching for a double-dipsticking.
by angrysomeoneelsehasmyname April 2, 2008
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