Dipstud

a Dipstud is usually a higher class jock. They are most likely very wealthy, but dumb as shit (dipshit) and are only passing classes by copying off other people. They are, most of the time, extremely good looking, so they get all the girls and are usually dating 2 or 3 at a time (stud). Some would like to think that there is more to Dipstuds than meets the eye, but truthfully all they have is their sports scholarship and years to show how wasted and high they get at parties.

Skye- "Even though he cheats off my tests, ditches me at his football games to hang with other girls, and gets completely wasted at parties, Nate is such a good boyfriend! He even remembers my birthday. Sometimes."

Juliet- "Skye, your boyfriend is a freaking Dipstud."

Dipstud by Juliet Kelsey Braeburn November 11, 2009

Dipsturbate 

To throw in a chawski (chewing tobaccy), and proceed to masturbate. Not into dry doggin it? Drop a lil' chaw spit down there for some lube.

Aw man I had a nice dipsturbate sesh and got some chew in my urethra! I spent all night in the ER but I got one hell of a head rush :)

Dipsturbate by Taylor Gang BJ May 20, 2011

Dipsudopolygayist 

The ultimate insult during an insult battle.
Di (dye) = Opposite (in this case the opposite of fake = real);
Psudo (sudo) = Fake (these two put together do nothing but make the word longer, but as most people know, the longer the insult the better);
Poly (...poly?) = Many (in this case implying he/she gets around);
Gay (Gai!!) = Gay (as in "Ur Gay LOL!!")
Ist (Is+t said like a german would) = One who is (in other words "Ur Gay LOL!!")

Insultist Contestant 1: "Your Gay!"
Insultist Contestant 2: "Your Mum/mom is Gay!"
Insultist Contestant 1: "Your Mum/mom is Polygay!"
Insultist Contestant 2: "Your Mum/mom is Dipsudopolygayist!"
Insultist Contestant 1: "Err..."

Dipsudopolygayist by kiwee September 29, 2007

Diptude 

Noun. Described an individual who is lazy, doesn’t give a shit about anything, takes unnecessary short cuts, is unkept, vile, creates issues for others, and is an overall unsavory piece of human garbage.

That diptude shit in my bathroom and left skid marks and shit on my toilet seat. Didn’t courtesy flush and left the toilet paper roll empty… placed a new roll on top of the empty roll. What a diptude!

Diptude by Thesassyspanky October 4, 2022

Diptude 

Noun. Used to describe an utterly useless person. A slob. Someone who takes unnecessary short cuts and does not care how their actions impact others. This is one of those unsightly, unkept, perople who makes you want to shower because being around them makes you feel unclean and gross.

Don’t be a diptude, change the empty toilet paper roll.

Diptude by Thesassyspanky October 4, 2022