deposit farming

When a landlord takes money from tenant’s deposits every time they let it out, but never use the money to actually fix or replace the thing it’s for. Often the damage being charged for is more like fair wear and tear, or was a problem before the tenants even moved in.

My landlord took our deposit to replace the carpet that was stained when we arrived. I know the next tenants and when I went to visit them, the stain was still there. Seems like they were just deposit farming.

by ‘Ol snakeeyes December 26, 2019

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soul deposit

When a man ejaculates in you and you try EVERYTHING in your power to get over him, but you can't

Me: OMG! I can't get him off my mind, no matter how hard I try.

My homegirls: Girl, you gotta be careful who you receive soul deposits from, they'll have you hooked!

by B-ImThaMan! August 30, 2017

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Double deposit

When a girl is taking a shit and sucking your dick at the same time. A reverse blumpkin really.

"Dude she was so drunk last night she did a double deposit behind McDonald's dumpster"

by Dianewhitson May 27, 2015

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derect deposit

Refers to da "straight from da source" load of love-juice dat a dude pumps from his love-pipe into a gal's love-tunnel, as opposed to his merely jizzing into a vial, and then da hoping-for-pregnancy gal gets artificially inseminated some time later.

Besides its including one or more sexual-pleasure-providing in-person encounters wif da hot-hunk sperm-donor(s), da main benefit of a child-desiring chick's signing up fer derect deposit is dat da donated sperm is always totally "fresh off da factory floor" and reliably delivered, rather than it's just being a possibly-less-fertile frozen-and-then-thawed product dat could also get delayed, lost, or stolen somewhere in transit --- i.e., sometime between da point of collection and da clinic when it would actually be administered to said would-be mother.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023

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