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Communing

Another word for tuning because tuning is cringe af. The stage before dating someone.
"OMG Josh and I are communing!"
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Cumming Soon

The announcement that tells you something exciting is coming and getting people sexually aroused.
An announcement of an epic porno.
Announcer: Cumming soon to a theater near you.
Me: Wow.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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CUMMING

CUMMING is often thought to be synonymous with the word "coming" but actually it is a homophone. Cumming means sexual climax.
When Virgina was coming around the mountain she was also CUMMING so loudly that security came three times!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 14, 2023
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Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.
Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."
by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010
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Psy-cumming

The art of wanting to jack off, but are to lazy to actually do it so you use psychic powers to rub one out
"I am horny but don't feel like jacking it right now, oh well i Gusse ill just have to psy-cumming."
by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016
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Rhydian Cummings

A small man who usually has bi-polar. Bi-polar is common to females in this family. He is happy one minute angry the next. Dont talk to him because he will lift his arm pits and release a terrible smell.
You are being such a Rhydian Cummings
by Theo_nik October 17, 2020
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ryan cummings

famous cheerleader that got famous off making a sassy face that turned into a meme. she does all star cheerleading at cheer extreme all stars
Friend 1: Do a sassy face when performing
Friend 2: Oh like Ryan Cummings
by thecheerprincess November 2, 2020
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