Non Cuber

A person that doesn't understand the knowledge of a Rubik's Cube.

Non Cuber Encounter Examples!

Non-Cuber: Is that a 10x10?
Cuber: No, it's an 11x11, non cuber.

Non-Cuber: Woah, is that a 4 cube?
Cuber: It's a 2x2, dumbass.

Non-Cuber: I have a friend that can solve that in 3 seconds
Cuber: Go die.

Non-Cuber: 2X2's are easy!
Cuber: *scrambles* Give it a shot.
Non-Cuber: *Looks at cube* Cheater!

Cuber: *pulls out lube*
Non-Cuber: is dat milk?

Non-Cuber: I just peel off the stickers

Non-Cuber: Just take it apart and put it back together!

Non-Cuber: Just use a rubik's brand

Non-Cuber: Can't you just get that at a dollar store?

by xSlxshii May 6, 2017

cube horizon

In a vast cubicle office environment, when one stands up in one's own cube and looks along the tops of the many cube walls stretching out to the horizon. The cube horizon can be interrupted by the heads of people walking around. And by many heads at once if there is a loud, unexplained noise in the area. This can result in a phenomenom called prairie-dogging: many people stand up and look around like prairie dogs coming out of their holes.

I first came across "cube horizon" in James Hynes' novel "Kings of Infinite Space."

Having decided to sneak out early, Manfred casually stood up and surveyed the cube horizon for those that might spot him.

by Anonymus Bosch June 30, 2006

Cube Farm

A cluster of cubicles in an office. From the top down, they look like an art farm or bee nest, hiving productive little workers into their cells.

I'm glad I have my own office now, escaping the dreaded cube farm.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Gleaming the Cube

To push your self to dangerous new limits, hence being outside of the cube and able to polish it creating the gleaming effect.

Driving a car without a seat belt at 5mph in an empty car park.

by David Harrison April 18, 2005

Rubik's Cube

To pour six cans of paint on your head (each of them representing colors on an actual Rubik's Cube), which you penetrate your girlfriend's ass and vagina with (either order is fine) while ramming it as far up as possible and violently nodding during both processes for maximum pleasure. Consent is not required.

That kid's vagina smelled great during that Rubik's Cube. Her ass was not so beautiful.

by Yopmail User April 11, 2023

cube stand

The embarassing event in a workplace where a process, task or edit, usually involving computers or software, only works when a coworker or supervisor is standing in your "cube" and looking over your shoulder.

I look like an idiot now, because the file uploaded perfectly once my boss came over to cube stand.

by John Arkinson January 31, 2008

Cube Farmer

A lost soul whose only purpose in life is to toil dawn til dusk in the dreaded office job. The resident worker of a cube farm.

As a cube farmer at the cube farm, the only thing I can grow is a fatter ass.

by Dumpy the Clown September 3, 2013