crystal meh

A laboratory-manufactured "designer drug" that causes brief but intense feelings of indifference and ennui. Users describe the sensation as "sort of okay" and "not that great." Meh dealers can be found at Appelbees, Circuit City, and other locations that are kind of alright, but nothing to write home about. Wilmington, Delaware is the crystal meh capital of the East Coast.

The DEA considers crystal meh to be a mediocre threat to public health.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 7, 2008

crysis machine

A $3000 PC made just to run Crysis the graphically awesomest game ever.

My friend just got a Crysis machine and an HDTV with surround sound for more money than what you're worth, then forgot to get Crysis.

by azncompfreak January 28, 2008

crystal pepsi

mmm.. clear pepsi drink. Why did they stop making it!!???

(me) hey.. im buying a case of crystal pepsi of ebay!
(person i was talking to).. yeah.. but GIMME SOME!!!

by whitetiger16 August 3, 2004

Crystal Star

Crystal star is an unfamous pornstar. Crystal got her start on a video game called runescape, giving her photos out to guys. She became better and better at her craft, and eventually took her photos to websites across the internet. you can usually find one of crystal's picture's by googling porn and just going to about page 54 of google images.

Person 1: dude...got any good porn? I need something to whack to.

Person 2: ya man ever heard of Crystal Star? just google image "Porn" and you'll find a TON of her pics.

by innocent ivan November 30, 2009

cryling

An ironic expression that combines crying and laughing into a indecipherable mix by making spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement, delight, and joy but also of contempt, derision, pain or terror.

Tabitha said, "That would be funny if it wasn't horrifying", as she began cryling.

by Jared of Jaredland February 25, 2017

crystal gems

three or four of the hottest ladies you'll meet if your lucky enough to see them. *Garnet, a thick-thighed square mom. Pearl, a long nosed bird. Amethyst, a sexy ass, big titted, fun mom.

*Ruby &Sapphire. ruby, a real hotty when she is doming her lover. Sapphire, the one who gives garnet her big chest and ruby's wife.

Lars: What are they anyway? Witches or ghosts or something?
Steven: Ugh... They're the Crystal Gems and they save the world and junk.

by Rose Motherfucking Quartz June 22, 2016

crystal meth

crystal meth fucks u up bad i dont recomend it at all

sean and i got are weed laced with crystal meth and we had a heart atack i was pukin every where and then i died for to minutes but other than that it was fuckin tight

by flugenminhimer September 22, 2005