by Itscoldhere September 21, 2009
Get the Broadway Cruisers mug.A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.
"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."
by D. Gould November 5, 2006
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When you’re a senator from TX and you take a vacation to Cancun while your constituents are without power or water and freezing to death that’s called a Ted Cruise.
by BravoKilo February 18, 2021
Get the Ted Cruise mug.the act of smoking a bowl of pot in a car on a cruise route usaly when going some where to do some thing fun
by rasta ry February 28, 2005
Get the bowl cruise mug.When you go on a cruise and love it so much you want to go again and again some may say you have come down with a case of "cruiseitis"
I went on a cruise and loved it so much I came down with cruisitis!
She won't stop talking about going on another cruise, i think she has cruiseitis!
She won't stop talking about going on another cruise, i think she has cruiseitis!
by KOBizzle September 2, 2009
Get the Cruiseitis mug.1. coined as the act of waiting till the last day of a cruise to fuck someone cause you know you'll never see them again.
2. a term implemented whenever you bang someone you'll never have to see again.
2. a term implemented whenever you bang someone you'll never have to see again.
1. I almost came home from the cruise dry, so enacted the cruise-clause and got wet with some strange on the way home.
3. they were leaving anyway, so I cruise-claused them both.
3. they were leaving anyway, so I cruise-claused them both.
by f'n vic February 5, 2010
Get the cruise-clause mug.The annoying car on the road, that leaves you questioning if the car is really a police car. This results in an obsene amount of panic followed by relief after the victim realizes it is not a police car.
Joe: Aww Dude! Is that a cop car behind us?!
Mike: Oh Shit! (Hides his weed)
(Car passes)
Joe: Aww Damn Dude! Just another cruiser panic inducer!
Mike: Say Joe, didn't you have a half eaten peach in the back?
Joe: Yeah go ahead and throw and throw it at him.
Mike: Oh Shit! (Hides his weed)
(Car passes)
Joe: Aww Damn Dude! Just another cruiser panic inducer!
Mike: Say Joe, didn't you have a half eaten peach in the back?
Joe: Yeah go ahead and throw and throw it at him.
by Imacowboy October 18, 2009
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