COVID-19

COVID-19 is caused by a coronavirus called SARS-CoV-2 allowing introverted stoners to finally stay home in quarantine and smoke without a school or a boss b*tching in their ears or having to talk to people.

Person 1: hey man you hear school closed.
Person 2: yea man im excited about this covid-19

by Chloegirl13 August 31, 2020

Covid-95

An individual with the luck to have contracted covid-19 a whopping five times.

Person 1: Oh god... This is my fifth time contracting the coronavirus

Person 2: Are you clinically insane?! Please stay away from me, i don't want covid-95!

by some_human April 23, 2020

covid-free

1. free of Covid-19
2. coronavirus-free area

The US does have one covid-free territory — Samoa!

by timlight April 24, 2020

COVID Hot

A man or woman who appears attractive - while wearing a mask and from at least 6 feet away!

I met this woman in line at Costco yesterday. When I checked her out on FB it turns out she was only COVID Hot!

by Celeritas 13 April 26, 2020

coviderast

A person who lives in fear of COVID-19; someone who checks new case statistics in their area a few times a day, wears a mask when driving a car, crosses the street if they see another person coming their way, and gives you dirty looks if you don't wear a mask or pull 6 feet away from them; a Karen.

Antonym of "covidiot", derived from "COVID" and "pederast".

"-Hey, don't be a covidiot!
-I'd rather be a covidiot than a coviderast."

by Fubar.Snafu June 18, 2020

Covid Hippie

A non-political stance initially resulting from COVID-19 shutdowns. Many people have gone long enough without a haircut to have eclipsed the "awkward stage" completely. A Covid Hippie is virtually identical to the original hippies except that they are simply a victim of circumstances.

Hey Jim, is that guy a hippie or just another slacker Covid Hippie?
To which Jim replied, "I don't think he's a real hippie. He looks baked, but no tie dye yet wearing a mask. Tough call, but I'm pretty sure he's just another Covid Hippie."

by Ducks in formation June 22, 2020

Covideographer

A term for a person who is documenting and communicating about the COVID-19 Pandemic via video.

I became an inadvertent Covideographer by using my phone to capture the wild ride of our constantly changing Pandemic Life!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 24, 2020