Connor Crispens

retard who cant even hold a fart in

"He was ripping ass all class! He's such a Connor Crispens!"

Connor Crispens by blind_squirrel March 28, 2022

Crime Scene Oil 

What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.

"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."

Crime Scene Oil by misspelld March 6, 2010

Criminal Scum 

A person violating the law, and should stop right there.

Guard: Stop right there criminal scum! You've violated the law.

Criminal Scum by OGuard March 30, 2012

Crimson American 

Politically correct: red hair, pale skin, freckles.

-Well, he's not exactly white. He's Crimson American.

-Mah' Crimson American.

-Ginger?

-It's Crimson American.

Crimson American by T o f t June 8, 2014

behavior-critic 

Someone who is always a critic on how other people act and behave, no matter if the criticism is bad or good.

Person 1 - "All you do is breathe."
Person 2 - "Stop being a behavior-critic"

behavior-critic by zman4593 June 19, 2016

jump cringe 

Like a jump scare, except cringeworthy instead of scary.

When you think something (e.g. a movie or tv show) is alright until you get hit by a sudden, unexpected wave of cringe.

Also known as jumpcringe.

I was watching "The Mitchells vs. the Machines" yesterday and just when I thought the movie was getting better, they hit me with a jump cringe. Those unfunny jokes ruin the moment and give me secondhand embarrassment.

jump cringe by Sonikku za Hejjihoggu May 19, 2021

applied critical analysis 

Some new phrase PDEng administration decided to coin together in the hopes that the prospective students will consider the program a useful feature that teaches a complicated worded concept.

Widely confusing innocent students with its meaninglessness as no employer in the entire globe has never heard of the term.

A reason why U of Waterloo co-op rate is going downhill on a term-by-term basis, since companies regard its students as the new "Pennsylvania Dutch" who talk in their own "PDeng Speak." Now who's fault is that?

See Bukkake for details.

"wtf is applied critical analysis anyways? I googled it and the first result was PDEng. Think you're so innovative because you're inventing new phrases?"

applied critical analysis by olu olu can go fuck himself April 8, 2009