non dairy creamer

a chick gives you a hand job

she was on the the rag so i got a non dairy creamer

by daymn March 5, 2004

Creamer party

Dumping an entire bottle of creamer on the floor, getting naked, and flopping around like a fish in the creamer.

"Lets have a Creamer Party!" "Totally!"

by Sapphire213 January 28, 2017

creaker

an old white man. Another word for cracker.

bro my granddad is a creaker

by thatoneman2321212 June 13, 2022

steaming creamer

when a male human ejaculates into a cup, proceeds to warm it in a microwave and then serves it with coffee.

Yesterday i totally gave kendra a steaming creamer...he didn't even see it coming!...if you know what i mean.

by GKGKGKGKGKGKGKGK August 5, 2008

Kentucky Creamer

1 - A flask bottle of bourbon hidden among the sugar and cream packets which accompany a pot of coffee.
2 - The act of giving a "milk mustache" to a first cousin.

1 - "I never would have made it through that staff meeting without the Kentucky creamer."
2 - "I heard Darryl's hometown was so small, he gave his cousin a Kentucky creamer on prom night."

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by henchman24 May 5, 2011

Steveland Creamer

1.) The diarrhea one gets from drinking too much coffee.

2.) Flavoring ones coffee with diarrhea.

1.) I shouldn't have drank that 8 shot eye-opener from the coffee shop, I got some bad Steveland Creamer.

2.) Tomorrow my boss is getting his coffee with a nutty hint of Steveland Creamer.

by TheMaimMan September 3, 2012

x-box (hernia creater)

A games console that takes 4 delivery men to deliver to your house because it is so big and heavy. Also you have to build an extention on your home for it to fit in.

''I wanna play on my x-box whilst i recover from my hernia operation but i have no house to play it in''

by kinney2-k-4eva November 6, 2004